Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Me vs. The Traffic Lights

I'm driving. STOP! Driving again. STOP! Oh traffic light how you trouble me so. It's like you've planned it on the corner of San Jose and Baymeadows. I try to go fast but you make me go slow.

Driver in front of me driving 35 in a 45. Do you have nowhere to go? Are you Sunday driving on a Wednesday afternoon? Get out of my way Sunday driver. I'm always in a hurry and I'm obsessed with time. You can waste your own but don't waste mine. Then again it's not your responsibility. Maybe I should have left earlier. Maybe you should go just a little bit faster. I can always go around but my blind side is clear with congestion. Snot. Snot. Snot. The End.

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